Octopus

I've overheard many an odd conversation.

But i heard the strangest yet, this morning, while running through Clarendon.

Girl on phone and i quote:

"Yeah, i mean i was really surprised by what you said. I didn't really think you could talk about that."

....pause....

"Anyway, we're going to bring your octopus home tonight."

I'm going to be forever bothered that i could not listen to that entire conversation.